Yes, I do know that stupider is not a word. However, there are times when it is necessary for the word itself to depict its meaning. This was one of those.
Yesterday was one of those rare days when I find myself with free time and access to a vehicle. After waiting for what seemed like ages to have some alone time, my long-needed respite was welcomed with an unexpected snow storm and bitter, windy cold. In such conditions, normal people would hunker down in their warm homes, complete with wool throws, spice tea, and blazing fires. I, on the other hand, learned that a little gift store in a neighboring town was having a Christmas sale and decided this was the perfect time to shop. Those who know me, realize this is strange: I hate shopping, abhor malls, and often feel literal sickness rise up as I enter stores overwhelmed with commodities begging to be taken home. Yet, strangely, I chose this blizzardy moment to make an exception.
Finding myself driving alone, without a cell phone, in white-out conditions, down a windy, cliff-edged, iced-over highway, I began to ponder if the wisdom of braving such conditions was worth the value I might save on something I really don’t need. After all, should I veer off the highway and land upside down, hundreds of feet below, half-submerged in icy river water, how would anyone know that my valiant death was in pursuit of a new glass Christmas bulb?
Later, as I scurried out of the little shop, slipping across the parking lot toward my cold, frost-encrusted vehicle, I determined, Yes, potential vehicular slaughter was worth the shopping adventure. Certainly I saved a few dollars on two ornaments and four “natural-looking” artificial floral boughs for next year’s celebration. But the real value of the ridiculous venture was the definite joy of a bargain hunt.
And now that my urge to splurge has been met, I can relax knowing that it will be a long time before I find myself back at the door of a gift shop. Hopefully that far-off day will be just a little bit nicer.